I would never don a Catwoman outfit just for the hell of it. Let's face
it, stuffing my fat behind into a leather suit is probably more effort
than what it's worth. It should be more than obvious that there would
have to be a really good reason for such an event.
Perhaps Christian Bale would provide such a reason for moi?
Damn! Meee-owwww!
General Disclaimer I: Just because I said I might
don a Catwoman outfit for Christian, does not mean Christian Bale has
suddenly replaced Michael Keaton as my favorite Batman. All this means
is that he fills that suit out nicely, thank you ever so bloody much.
Disclaimer to the husband: Don't even think about it. It's not
happening and this is meant to be comedic. Nothing more, nothing less.
Don't get your nose out of joint.