Haven't had a good silly

Haven't had a good silly German story in a while. This one should make up for the lack.

BERLIN (Reuters) - An 81-year-old German man whose defense to charges of multiple rape was that he could not get an erection won a victory on Tuesday when the country's highest court ruled he could not be forced to have his potency tested. The Federal Constitutional Court argued that the man's human rights had been violated by lower court rulings that he be ordered to undergo hospital ultrasound and nocturnal checks on his penis.

Come and live in Germany! Where your penis has human rights, too!