...will undoubtedly get their knickers in a twist over this one, so go quickly and read it before they force Jeff to take it down.
I swear on the lives of the children I don't have yet that you'll laugh your ass off. Or if you're Michael Moore, you'll sue Jeff for libel, and
you'll work off about three and a half calories in the process. Just
before you crammed another eclair down your oversized gullet. Which
makes it all for naught, right?