--- Looney Toon fans beware.

--- Looney Toon fans beware. I'm about to do some desecrating. I
noticed a long time ago that "Jaques Chirac" rhymed rather well with
"Blaque Jacques Shellaque." You remember Blaque Jacques from when he
did battle with Bugs in the Yukon, right? Well, seeing as how he's
French (ok, Quebecois if you insist on cartoon nationalistic purity),
and how their names rhyme, I thought it might be fun to play with
graphics. Ok, well, the husband played with the graphics because I'm no
good at it. Without further ado...Blacque Jacques Chirac

If someone wants to improve on it, by all means, go for it.