--- Just when you think

--- Just when you think you can't be possibly be offended any further;
that the idiocy of certain people really can numb your mind---Monty
Hall shows off his dentures and informs you in his cheesy voice that
has something just for you behind door number three.

You become disheartened that God would allow such a flaming asshole to walk the Earth. But you surf further and read something like this and know that things will probably turn out just fine because you were able to laugh about it.

And then you tell your husband about it and he adds to your feeling of impending well being by saying this:

"Ted Rall has all the intelligence of my long since discarded foreskin."