--- Oh, almost forgot. The

--- Oh, almost forgot. The husband thinks the bear feet could take the
monkeys any day of the week and twice on Sunday. I disagree.
I think the Fred and Barney could take the bear feet. I really do.
Monkeys are wily. Bears are big, lumbering idiots that go after stupid
campers who've left their food out. Where's the challenge in that?
Monkeys, however, have two things going for them: their size and their
intelligence. They don't each much, so they can be craft about how they
get their food. Which also means they'll stay alive longer and will
escape that sawed-off shotgun that will take the bear down because the
bear is the animal equivalent of the broad side of a barn. Monkeys are
smart. The bear might have the size advantage, but that doesn't mean
anything, really, if they're stupid and can't get away from said
sawed-off shotgun quickly enough. Bears are stupid. Face facts. The
monkeys would win.