January 16, 2006

Golden Globes Pre-Show Snark!

Ok...watching E's! Live from the Red Carpet. I'll keep updating if you keep refreshing.

  • Isaac Mizrahi, love him, but he's not a great interviewer. Neither is this Guiliana person who is making a COMPLETE ASS out of herself talking to David Strahairn---and she's asking him about the limo ride over to the show
  • OHMYGOD---they've got that girl that got rejected from The View doing commentary! What's her name! Debbie Somethinorother. Aiiiieeeeeeee! I thought she died.

  • So, there haven't been any "what the hell was she thinking?" moments just yet. And that's pissing me off. I need material here, people!
  • Oh, I'll take that back. Thanks for that, Gwenyth. THAT'S THE MOST HIDEOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN! Oy. You're not supposed to wear your kid's christening gown!

    Gwyneth.jpg

EmmaColin.jpg

You lucky bitch, Emma!

  • The husband when he saw Scarlett Johanssen: "HEELLLLOOOO!" I can't find a picture of her, but if you saw that dress, the word "cantilever" will make a great deal of sense.

    Scarlett.jpg

    Get what I'm saying?

  • UPDATE: Here's one just for Russ.

    cantilever.jpg

Posted by Kathy at January 16, 2006 06:01 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Nice piccie!

Posted by: Ith at January 16, 2006 06:38 PM

"Cantilever"? Nice. I'm giving Ms. Johanssen a standing ovation from a sitting position as we speak. Does that fall into the category of "TMI"?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 16, 2006 07:28 PM

WAY too much, Russ! Sheesh!

Posted by: Kathy at January 16, 2006 07:33 PM

Well, then the official Cake-Eater Approved (TM) post should have been: "The lovely Ms. Johanssen looked ravishing in her dress."

I'm still laughing at the "cantilever" jab.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 16, 2006 08:48 PM

Not a cantilever -- an unlevel playing field.

http://cakeeaterchronicles.mu.nu/archives/134273.php

Posted by: Bob at January 17, 2006 09:46 AM
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