February 25, 2005

I Can't Believe I'm About To Do This

Courtesy of Sadie. I posted over there, then, the more I thought about it, the more pissed off I got.

Usually, I can be as snarky as the next blogger. Particularly when it comes to idiotic behavior on the part of showbiz denizens. I generally don't have an issue with this because a. if I can dish it out, I can also take it and b. if someone puts themselves out there they'd better be prepared to take it. Once you throw your hat into the ring---particularly when it comes to Hollywood's PR circus---you're fair game. You'd better be prepared to take it because I have no sympathy at all for people who want all that the PR can buy them, then whine about how "intrusive" it all is.

But this is just fucking mean.

Forgive us, Lord, for it is late in the day and we are so very, very weak. And realize that we are trying, for we spent the last ten minutes debating whether or not to go with the title above or, “Whoa! I know reverse peristalsis.”

Weak is right. At least he got that part right.

Note that Bunsen apparently had fewer qualms about actually posting the photo than he did about whether or not to use that particular headline.

Keanu isn't Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. He pretty much keeps to himself unless he's got a film out, and even then he doesn't look too enthused to be out there flogging his product. I'm also sure this isn't something he did to try and get people to go see Constantine. It's probably the flu or food poisoning. But because he's an actor, it's fair game when he throws up in public.

I don't think so.

This is cheap. It's a sucker punch. Hence it's not really all that funny.

Rather, it's weak.

Posted by Kathy at February 25, 2005 01:07 PM
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