At his birthday party on

At his birthday party on Saturday, the nephew was besieged by his
friends while he was opening presents. Seriously. The scrum of
seven-year-olds surrounding the nephew and---more importantly---the
loot was as tight as Scrooge McDuck's hold on his wallet. In this midst
of all this wrangling, because there was a lot of wrangling going on,
some kid shouts out...
"John Kerry is a big noogie."

Out of the mouths of babes.