November 01, 2004

Fat ass is rabble rousing

Fat ass is rabble rousing again.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Director Michael Moore is planning a sequel to "Fahrenheit 9/11," his polemic against the Bush administration, to be released about the time of the next presidential campaign, a spokeswoman for his distributor says. The sequel, dubbed "Fahrenheit 9/11 and 1/2," will revisit the same issues as Moore's earlier documentary, which he repeatedly said was aimed at swaying the outcome of the presidential race against President Bush. "We want to get the cameras rolling now and have it ready in two (to) three years," Moore told Daily Variety columnist Army Archerd. "Fifty-one percent of the American people lacked information (in this election), and we want to educate and enlighten them. They weren't told the truth."
In related news, a woman went after Moore with a wheel of triple-cream brie, and dared him to eat it.

The brie, packaged under the brand name Explorateur,
is roughly the size of a tricycle wheel and, depending upon the
fluctuations in the local cheese market, costs roughly $15 a pound.
According to eyewitnesses, when presented with the brie, Moore
immediately stopped preaching and his eyes took on a look of
lustfulness. Reports are unclear as to whether drool escaped his mouth
and clung to his poorly kept beard. Immediately, however, he grabbed
the wheel of brie from the woman and shoved it whole down his monstrous
gullet, waxed paper wrapping and all. According to the local medical
examiner, Moore dropped dead because, "{...}his arteries staged a full
on rebellion and Moore lost."
Authorities have ruled his death an accident and the woman was free to
go. Her name is being withheld to protect her privacy.

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