Courtesy of the husband, who

Courtesy of the husband, who sent this to me via email this morning.

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

Heheheheh. The husband hates cats. And just so you don't think he's being unfair to felines everywhere, you should know the hatred is mutual. Every single one of the hair-licking beasts has a contract out on his life and tries to kill him with their damn dander every time he comes within five feet of one. He's muy allergic, in other words. Posted by Kathy at September 1, 2004 10:55 AM | TrackBack