This
is what happens when the English Department figures out what that neat
little feather icon under the "Start" button stands for.
Heh.
You know, Jeff Goldstein always reminds me of a deranged, mad
scientist, working in secret in his basement, laughing maniacally as he
adjusts the flames under his bubbling, steaming beakers. One can only
imagine what Jeff's like in real life. It's
probably a letdown. He probably just sits in front of the computer in
between changings and feedings, with Fox News running in the
background.