Mark one down for equality!

Mark one down for equality!
I haven't seen the world end yet. No frogs. No locusts. No blood in the
water or on the moon. None of the usual signs of the coming apocalypse
have reared their ugly little heads. But then again, I don't get out
much. I could have missed a frog or two just because I'm a homebody,
so, if the world is starting on its downward spiral because two married lesbians want to get a divorce, tell me, will you? I wouldn't want to be left out of the loop on this one.