Ahhhhhhh What---exactly---it is about Minnesota

Ahhhhhhh

What---exactly---it is about Minnesota that within a two-week span you can contemplate turning the furnace back on and be forced to turn the AC on because it's suddenly ninety degrees outside?

On second though, don't answer that. I already know the answer.

Thank God for Honeywell thermostats, though. If they didn't exist, I'd have no sense of control whatsoever.