--- Activism on Sniffer's Row.
Melissa Smithey, a 19-year-old stripper from Janesville, said she
wouldn't have registered to vote if it hadn't been for the drive at The
Isabella Queen where she works.
"It makes people think we're not just about nudity, but that we're
taking part in society," Smithey said.
And we're also, umm, like, for government subsidized breast implants,
too! And wax jobs! We need help with those and...