--- No shit, Sherlock.
"I'm covered with loser dust ... DREW (BARRYMORE) won't call me back. I can't even get an autographed 'Charmed' poster
for my daughter." -- embattled rocker COURTNEY LOVE, in the May issue of Blender magazine.
Could the fact that you're covered with loser dust, Courtney, be a
result of the fact that you are a loser? Take as much time as you need
to think about it Courtney. We all know your brain isn't up to snuff.
Take your time and think it through.
Let me be helpful and outline the scenario for you.
A. You're a druggie. You seem to think this is cool, but people your
age generally have figured out by now that drugs are bad, mmmkay? B.
You've been arrested more in the past year than most people get pulled
over in their lifetimes. You don't have a problem with this. You think
it shows off your edgy side. Well, from one who knows what it's like
when the law comes into your life, know this: normal people don't like
being around criminals---accused or convicted---no matter what the
crime. They just don't. It's one of those things you have to suck it up
and deal with. Abnormal behavior is cool for about fifteen minutes,
then people just don't want to deal with it. Sorry, but that's just the
way it is.
C. You are well over twenty-one and yet you continue on with a. and b.
Adults don't like hanging out with teenagers. Your moment of rebellion
should have ended years ago, but you're on the road to middle age and
you still act like you're eighteen. D. YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER. HER FATHER OFFED HIMSELF AND YOU ARE HER
ONLY PARENT. BE A PARENT AND ACT LIKE ONE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S SAKE OR
SHE WILL BE MORE SCREWED UP THAN YOU AND HER FATHER COMBINED.
You are a loser, Courtney. There's really no getting around that. But
what's really sad about the situation is that you don't even realize
the reasons why you're so low on the social totem pole when it's
obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse.
Duh.