--- Courtesy of the husband*
Happiness and a spare.
Personally I much prefer "Prisoners of the Playtex Penitentiary."
Although, when they refer to Playtex, the first thought through my mind was not Playtex bras.
It was this.
*Just for the record. The husband claims he is more of a leg man than a
breast man. While he appreciates a fine set of mammary glands, he
always looks at the ankles first---or so he says. Sha. Whatever.