--- Could it just be possible that the revolution has begun?
GO AND READ THIS. IT'S REQUIRED.
Inshallah.
Hat tip to the almighty Allah.
On second thought, since he is a deity, perhaps I should bow down and
pay homage. I dunno. What is an acceptable homage these days? I can't
blow myself up. Not only would the husband be pissed off at me, I have
to think that there aren't enough male virgins in heaven for me to
deflower. A girl's gotta have a healthy sexual life in the afterlife,
no?