Immunity

Yep. And I lived there, so I can testify to the fact that, yes, indeedy, it does suck, but I'm immune from criticism because I have first hand experience. I received an excellent college education courtesy of the state university system, and had a very good time at its bars, but, damn, if I wanted to see a movie that didn't have multiple explosions and chase scenes it was kind of hard to find an alternative without driving long distances. Like to Omaha, or Chicago or Minneapolis. I like chase scenes as much as the next girl, but, damn, sometimes you want a little depth in your movie viewing, eh? It's kind of hard to get that in Iowa.

That said, I'm glad Iowa had its moment in the spotlight and that I sincerely hope they enjoyed it. See you again in four years, or the next time I have to cut through your state to go to Omaha.

But, I will add this small codicil for the Huckabee supporters. Ahem. Enjoy it while it lasts, kids, because it won't last long. And, if on the odd chance that it does and he actually manages to snare the nomination, know that I will defect from the party and will vote Democrat for the first time...ever. I'll have to hold my nose whilst doing it, because, as most people know, I damn well don't want a bunch of mealy-mouthed, pacifist, hippy, Kumbaya-singing, Che-worshipping socialists running the country. But I won't abstain from voting, because I believe you have to make a choice, even if those choices are lacking. People have died for your right to choose your elected representatives. You damn well better not spit on their sacrifice. So, consider yourself warned: if the only choice on offer is Huckabee, then I'm voting for the other side. I simply WILL NOT vote for a man who thinks I should get my bitch ass back in the kitchen to make him some pie. Not. Going. To. Happen. And you can take that to the bank.

If the Republican party wants to alienate most of their female supporters, go right ahead and nominate this whack job. But don't be surprised if said female supporters, like the much prized Soccer Mom demographic, decide to alienate the party in return.