Who better to disparage than lawyers? They're known for talking fast, driving expensive cars and making sure they take as much of our hard-earned money as possible - when we're at our most vulnerable.Some lawyers are willing to face up to their bad rep. The attorneys at Parsinen Kaplan Rosberg & Gotlieb of Minneapolis have turned it on its head, creating a magazine-style public relations piece called "(Not Just Another) Despicable Lawyer."
Designed for some 5,000 clients and friends of the firm, the magazine contains stories about the good works its lawyers have done, the interesting trips they've taken or the hobbies they enjoy outside the office. It also lists gift ideas that benefit others, like Heifer Project International, which provides animals for families in poor countries.
"I think this piece has really captured the essence of the culture of the firm," said Mary Kay Ziniewicz, the firm's business development director, who came up with the idea.
"Our clients see a side of their attorney that they didn't know before, and so it really opens up conversations," she said. {...}
So, what we have here is yet another waste of paper in the name of "community relations," to put it kindly. It's fluff pr, but it's fluff pr, with style, and a sense of humor about itself. Whilst I will give them credit for the tack they took, they still manage to screw it up, however.
{...}In one of the magazine's more personal pieces, managing partner Howard Rubin talks about his personal crisis of confidence and a simultaneous struggle with his mother's Alzheimer's disease."I dwelled on life's problems and what they were doing to us, rather than focusing on what I could be doing," he wrote.
He realized that he wanted to help others and loved to throw great parties. Rubin ended up serving on the board of the Alzheimer's Association, chairing its annual gala.
The energy he gained from that work also spilled over to his law practice. He began to see that his contributions were valuable, and he decided the firm "needn't be dull and laborious - we could have unforgettable parties!"{...}
{my emphasis}
Yay! Unforgettable parties! Who wouldn't want to go to an unforgettable law firm party? We, apparently, can all find higher purpose in this life simply by having an unforgettable (!) party! It's, like, in the Bible or something.
The pressing question I would like answered, however, is if the firm's clients who received this piece o' work were somehow charged for it----and the postage the firm used to send it out.
Posted by Kathy at December 27, 2007 09:11 AM | TrackBackYou didn't mention the important bit: This kook sees it as some sort of higher calling, giving back to the community, by getting on the board of a charity TO ORGANIZE THE GALA.
Please allow me to parse this for the logically challenged and members of the bar: He's gotten a position whereby he not only gets to spend OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY on a party, but it's money meant to HELP PEOPLE IN NEED! He gets to steal the cake, eat it, and apparently expects to be thanked for it as well.
This is just bleeding insane.
Posted by: MRN aka "The Husband" at December 27, 2007 12:01 PMDarn, you both missed the best part of this whole thing: THE IRONY!
"Unforgettable parties"
"Alzheimer's Association"
That's a joke that writes it's own darn punchline.
Posted by: Russ from Winterset at December 27, 2007 12:47 PMDearest, that was your point. Not mine.
Posted by: Kathy at December 27, 2007 01:00 PMClassic case of "open mouth, switch feet." Nicely done.
And to tell that windbag that, um, throwing parties is not exactly PUBLIC SERVICE, would be completely, totally lost on him.
Posted by: Margi at January 2, 2008 11:11 AM