January 09, 2007

Beware the zealots!!

This is the kind of shit we're going to have to put up with from the macZealots we have to deal with on a regular basis.

Check out the drool encrusted specs here.

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Touch screen for a keypad? No tactile response? It's going to suck.

Wanna be a millionaire? Start calling up Chinese manufacturers to find the fastest, cheapest one who will produce, pack and ship 1 million, custom designed scratch-resistant iPhone "pockets" with a drawstring, optional lanyard and/or belt clip and a pocket on the back that contains a branded, scratch resistant buffing cloth. Afficianados will certainly want the buffing cloth cut from Steve Jobs' old tighty-whities. They'll pay triple for the portion that cradled his nutsack...probably more if it's unwashed.

And what's with the android model hand in that photograph?!? Check out how long the thumb is in comparison to the other fingers! An obvious attempt to make the thing look smaller than it is. (Which I know "I" don't want in a left hand...)

ME?? I want one of these!

Posted by MRN aka "The Husband" at January 9, 2007 09:55 PM | TrackBack
Comments

"They'll pay triple for the portion that cradled his nutsack...probably more if it's unwashed."

I'd call you sick and twisted, but I KNOW that you speak the truth.

Love to your Better Half. . .

xoxo

Posted by: Just Me at January 10, 2007 12:50 PM

Love the "retro handset". That's more my style too.

Posted by: sticks at January 18, 2007 04:47 AM