August 24, 2006

How To Freak Out Your Wife In Two Easy Steps

Step 1:

Me: You know, with all the bad news about the Iranian nuclear mess, I think it may very well be time to start considering taking some precautions - storing up rations and supplies, thinking out evacuation plans, getting papers in order - that sort of thing.

She: Hmm. Maybe.

Step 2:

Me: Of course, this would mostly be about you and the girls, since any nuke attack on downtown Dee Cee by the bad guys would more than likely take me out as well.

She: Uuuuuuuh......!!!!

See? Easy!

Posted by Robert at August 24, 2006 02:15 PM | TrackBack