What This Blog Needs

Is a little Colin Firth trash talk.

"Firth? Now there's a first class prat for you. Know the hardest part of filming Bridget Jones? Pretending to let him kick my ass. Pure Oscar material. There ought to be a special category: Best Dive Taken On Behalf Of A Total Wanker. I mean, this guy couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag! He wouldn't last a single round against a ten year old Girl Guide. I heard Richard Simmons made him cry once.

What a complete and utter wanker.

Now, where are those Cheetos you promised me?"

What say you, devoted Cake Eater fans? Does this blog deserve to vault to the Google-bomb pinnacle for "Colin Firth trash talk"?

UPDATE:

"Oh, Hugh! You're so.....hurtful! And who took my Cheetos?"

Posted by Robert at April 19, 2006 07:54 AM | TrackBack