From the Cake-Eater Mail Bag

An interesting letter I thought I'd share with you devoted Cake Eater fans:

Dear Robbo:

What the @*#(%&(@* hell are you guys doing with my blog?????

When I get back, there's gonna be trouble! Think Charles Bronson trouble!

Having a wonderful time, wish you were here.

-Kathy

P.S. Did you guys really eat all my Cheetos? That's gonna cost ya.

Well, I tried to head off the whole Ann Murray/Cheetos thing, but in the words of Joliet Jake Blues:

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"