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Is A Blow On The Head:

Michael Miles [John Cleese]: And could we have the next contender, please? (a pepperpot walks out onto the set towards Michael Miles) Ha ha ha... Good evening, madam, and your name is?
Woman [Terry Jones]: Yes, yes...
Michael Miles: And what's your name?
Woman: I go to church regularly.
Michael Miles: Jolly good, I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?
Woman: I'd like the blow on the head.
Michael Miles: The blow on the head!
Woman: Just there. (points to the back of her head)
Michael Miles: Jolly good! Well your first question for the blow on the head this evening is: What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?
Woman: I dunno that!
Michael Miles: Well, have a guess.
Woman: Uh...Henri Bergson.
Michael Miles: Is the correct answer!
Woman: Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him!
Michael Miles: Jolly good!