February 24, 2006

New Bond Sissygate Scandal Deepens

I swear to God I did not have this planned. But it seems the new Bond has an even more debilitating problem than not knowing his way around a martini, getting his butt kicked on the set, and not being able to drive Bond's Aston Martin... He's afraid of guns:

Last year, Craig admitted he is struggling to overcome his biggest fear to play Bond - he's terrified of guns.

The star will have to handle weapons in the film but said he was left petrified after seeing a real life bullet wound.

He said at the time: "I hate handguns. They are used to shoot people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other. I've seen a bullet wound and it was a mess."

Best not let him see this:

He might get the vapors and faint.

James Frickin' Bond, people. This is unbelievable.

Posted by Doug at February 24, 2006 10:14 PM | TrackBack

makes me want to join the boycott until the give us a REAL Bond -- not this washed-up, paranoid, cardboard-cut-out, blond "Bond," but a real man who can show us the Bond we know and love.

Posted by: amelie at February 25, 2006 09:39 AM

"I hate handguns. They are used to shoot people..."

No screaming shit, Sherlock. Shut up and act.

Posted by: EveningStar at February 25, 2006 01:38 PM

Maybe the Bond producers should hire the prop guy from "The Crow". See how much "mr. sensitive-no-guns-and-no-freakin'-teeth-too" likes guns after THAT.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at February 26, 2006 03:18 PM

Where is Clive Owen when you need him?

Posted by: Fausta at February 27, 2006 10:46 AM

Can anyone tell me why Clive Owen was rejected?

Posted by: Tracy at February 28, 2006 03:02 PM
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