February 22, 2006

Vacation's All I Ever Wanted...

Well, kids, the husband and I are going on vacation tomorrow morning.

At the crack of my ass dawn tomorrow morning, we shall board a plane for exotic and glamorous...Cincinatti.

Which is exciting, no?

Yeah, I know. Don't let your enthusiasm burst a button on your trousers or anything.

Have no fear, my devoted Cake Eater readers, that's not our final destination. We shall then catch a connection to warm and sunny Phoenix, Arizona, where we will stay for as long as it takes me to satisfy my In-N-Out jones. Then we shall get on the freeway and head south. WAY south. Past Tucson. To border country, where the in-laws just moved.

At that point the plan is that the husband and I are going to soak up as much sun and eighty-degree temperatures as we possibly can while we hang out with his family. If any satellites are downed from orbit whilst we're on vacation, it'll be my fault. Because I have some white, white legs going on currently. I apologize in advance for reflecting light back into space and damaging sensitive electronic equipment. Really, I don't know what I was thinking.

Anyway... I'm sure you, my devoted Cake Eater readers are wondering what's in store for you during my vacation. You see, I could leave you high and dry for five days, but I decided I wouldn't do that to you because you are, indeed, my devoted Cake Eater readers. I didn't want you all reverting to the Asian lesbian pr0n that you surfed before you found me. So, I recruited guest bloggers. Lots and lots of guest bloggers.

Aren't I thoughtful?

Yes, I know. You can thank me later when you read the dramatic stylings of Chrissy from JustDotChristina; the wicked humor of Agent Bedhead; the laid back ponderings of Bogus Doug; and, of course, the general wackiness of my dear pals Robbo and Steve, the Llamabutchers.

You, my devoted Cake Eater readers, also need to extend a warm welcome to a n00b who's making his HMTL debut: rabid commenter, Russ from Winterset, who will, in a few short weeks, be traveling to Dallas for the Big Twelve Tourney in his capacity as the Cake Eater Basketball Correspondent. Give him a warm welcome and a really hard time, because undoubtedly the power of the post will go to his head.

I will have the laptop with me, but I don't expect too much time for posting, as I will be making a concentrated effort to down satellites with my lack of pigmentation. I might pop in. I might not. You'll just have to wait and see what happens.

Have a good week, kids, and I'll see you next Thursday if not sooner.

Posted by Kathy at February 22, 2006 09:24 PM | TrackBack

Stay safe and have a wonderful trip!

Don't forget the sunscreen.

; )

Posted by: Chrissy at February 22, 2006 10:10 PM

Have a great time! Relax! and enjoy the In N Out :)

Posted by: Ith at February 22, 2006 10:20 PM

You could do a lot worse than Cincinnati as a final destination, you know. A lot worse.

Of course, not at this time of year.


Posted by: Pious Agnostic at February 23, 2006 11:07 AM
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