Talking Back to Conversation Hearts, 3

Yeah. I know. I'll let you in on a little secret. My head sometimes aches from the strain of holding all that throbbing gray matter in. Hey, I could be a rapper: "my cranium strains." Throw that down to a funky beat and you've got a Grammy winning single right there! Anyway...I find that a cold compress helps when the pain gets to be too much.

And if that doesn't work, well, a shot of whisky works even better!