You won't get this:
How can you tell your wife that you are popping out to play a match, and then not come home for five days?
Rafael Benitez, Liverpool's football manager - bewildered by cricket
Amen, brother!
One of these days I will get cricket. Until then, I remain bewildered and have occasion to wonder why they take breaks for tea.
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{Hat tip: Tim Worstall via Robbo}
Because you always take breaks for tea. I mean, don’t you understand, that’s just the way the world shoul be. 4 pm, cucmber sandwiches and cake on the lawn.
Actually, in Asterix and the Britons, that’s how the Romans manage to beat us. They attack at tea time and on Sundays only.