September 13, 2005

Grab a Bottle of Scotch, a Pack of Rothman's

...and sit down and listen to Hitch debate Gorgeous George Galloway.

Who do you think's going to win this one?

{...}Galloway's preferred style is that of vulgar ad hominem insult, usually uttered while a rather gaunt crew of minders stands around him. I have a thick skin and a broad back and no bodyguards. He says that I am an ex-Trotskyist (true), a "popinjay" (true enough, since its original Webster's definition means a target for arrows and shots), and that I cannot hold a drink (here I must protest). In a recent interview he made opprobrious remarks about the state of my midriff, which I will confess has—as P.G. Wodehouse himself once phrased it—"slipped down to the mezzanine floor." In reply I do not wish to stoop. Those of us who revere the vagina are committed to defend it against the very idea that it is a mouth or has teeth. Study the photographs of Galloway from Syrian state television, however, and you will see how unwise and incautious it is for such a hideous person to resort to personal remarks. Unkind nature, which could have made a perfectly good butt out of his face, has spoiled the whole effect by taking an asshole and studding it with ill-brushed fangs.{...}

Tune in tomorrow, September 14, 2005, 7 pm EDT for the ultimate smackdown!

{Hat Tip: Martini Boy}

Posted by Kathy at September 13, 2005 12:28 PM | TrackBack
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