Random Question(s)for the Day

Have I missed a fashion trend lately wherein it's now cool to wear a little black choker around your neck---with a Masterlock padlock attached to it?

Or is this just what I think it is?

{Insert much blatant winking here}

Because, I have to tell ya, I just saw a lady over at the lake with this little ensemble attached to her neck and it was, well, interesting. She looked like your ordinary suburban housewife out for a run with her kid in a jogging stroller. She even had a matching jogging outfit on. All was well and normal except for the padlock attached to her throat.

If this is the latest thing from Versace or Tom Ford, would please someone clue me in?

And, no, Mom, I'm not explaining this to you.