Why laugh? It's working!

http://www.alamn.org/media/2005/08/minnesota-knows-when-to-quit-and-when.html

Bob,

I WARNED YOU about posting links to your posts in the comments section. You apparently haven't learned your lesson---almost six months later. Congratulations! You'll be banned as soon as I know you've stopped by again to see what's been going on. Because trolls like yourself ALWAYS come back.

I believe this says a great deal about you as a person, Bob. You're not interested in anyone's views other than your own. You believe you're a righteous crusader against Big Tobacco. Well I hate to break it to you, Bob, but in reality, you're a hack. A hack who is paid cash money to try and stifle other people's points of views about smoking on blogs. Woooh! There's a really important job there, folks! I'm so impressed with Bob's viral marketing skills. But since no one actually reads your blog, you feel the need to take your battle to other blogs, where you ignore your hosts rules in a zealous effort to get your point across! Because if you can stop JUST ONE PERSON from smoking, you'll have saved a life! That's a big mistake, Bob. Bloggers are all about differing points of view, but when you blatantly ignore the rules of polite society to get your point across, well, you're fucked is what you are. It's time someone taught you a lesson about playing nicely and it just so happens that I'm just the bitch for the job. You can pucker up and kiss my lily white ass if you think I'm going to sit back and allow you a forum to spread your sanctimonious load of shit.

Consider the reading of this comment to be your last visit to the Cake Eater Chronicles.

Oh great...more thought police. These fuckers at the American Lung National Socialist Party actually called here one afternoon. They wanted to automatically connect me with the governor's office so I could plead my support for raising taxes on tobacco. What gall! Who in the hell do they think they are? Do they believe just because one more fucking do-gooder organization tells me what to think and what to say that I'm actually going to do so without question?!

Everyone be warned: this shithead Bob has long, erotic daydreams about Goebbels. Be vigilant of when these pricks tell the government that they speak for you. Kathy has been warning people for years: As soon as they get done with tobacco, they're going to come for your fast food and your caffiene. They're already on to the fast food. Will you roll over so easily when they're telling you that drinking that Mocha Latte is killing babies in Guatemala?