If you're not familiar with MMORPG's (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games), one of the interesting features associated with them is online chat within the game. You can talk to other players, not only to ally with them, but you can also talk to your opponents as well.
Courtesy of the husband (of course. who else do you think sends me this stuff?) we have someone's imaginings of what would be said in the chatroom if WWII had been an online strategy game, instead of an actual war.
A small sampling for your amusement:
{...}deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 helpHitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO {...}
Heheheheh. Go read the whole thing.
And if you have trouble with the Leet Speak, don't ask me.
Posted by Kathy at July 29, 2005 08:57 AM | TrackBackI saw this on Ace of Spades HQ a couple of days ago, and I'm still laughing my azz off whenever I think about it.
Posted by: Russ from Winterset at July 29, 2005 02:54 PMNice blog you have here.
Posted by: Jay at July 29, 2005 03:03 PMI had some problem with the leet speak, but the rest was hilarious.
Posted by: Contagion at July 29, 2005 03:19 PM