June 26, 2005

Don't Work Your Ass Off. Make Your Ass Work For You!

Yes, ladies. Fame, fortune, a fat book deal, and good reviews in the NY Times Book Review can be yours if you take it up the ass.

And charge for it, too!

Remember, if you really want to get somewhere in this world, nothing will get you there quite so speedily as pandering to the ass fucking whimsies of every straight man out there.

And you'll have some spare cash in your pocket, too! What could be better?

UPDATE Oh, and I almost forgot about the offer from Playboy to pose for wanking shots! Every Playboy subscriber could, conceivably, be delivering you millions of pearl necklaces! What could be more satisfying than that?

Posted by Kathy at June 26, 2005 09:18 PM

This story kind of puts a new spin on the old saying "Working Your ASS Off", huh?

Whoa Nellie! This one just BEGS for a myriad of snarky puns. I don't know which is worse, being famous for being famous (Paris Hilton), being famous for being a reality show loser, or being famous for bragging about your "anal receptivity".

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at June 26, 2005 09:24 PM

As if being a woman and working like hell to be taken seriously in a man's world were not enough, some bimbo has to go out and make it THAT much harder for the rest of us.


Just trash.

Posted by: Christina at June 26, 2005 09:52 PM

Russ, I actually had a hard time narrowing it down. So many snarky things to say, so little time.

Oh, the title change is due to you. Works better.

Posted by: Kathy at June 26, 2005 10:05 PM

Skanky Washintonienne's put to the test the ages-old maxim, Whoring pays, and there you have it. Expect movie rights to follow.

Posted by: Fausta at June 27, 2005 06:37 AM

Kathy - I thought your original title was better, but I'm flattered you used my line.

Fausta - this might be the first time in history that the mainstream Hollywood movie follows the lead of the porn flick. Usually, porn flicks have to steal ideas from mainstream films ("Crocodile Blondee", "Splendor in the Ass", "Reservoir Bitches", etc.) In this case, I'm shocked that porn flicks featuring a backdoor-oriented congressional staffer haven't filled the shelves like Teddy Ruxpin dolls or Star Wars Merchandise.

PS - please don't hold my knowledge of porn titles against me - my mind is like the trap on a sink, I just can't control what gets caught in there. ;)

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at June 27, 2005 07:02 AM

I sure hope she enjoys her fifteen minutes. Because as a woman at 40 looking back on my 20s, I have to say that I'm thinking the money will likely be her only comfort when SHE's looking backward.

To me, it's cheap and tawdry and that doesn't even address her sexcapades.

Skank. That's the word that keeps coming to mind.

Posted by: Margi at June 27, 2005 01:05 PM

Margi, she ALREADY looked backwards......and while doing so she said "Hey, are you about done in there? I've got another appointment at 4 o'clock." Calling this woman a Skank is almost doing a disservice to all the upright God-fearing Skanks out there.

PS - congrats on your "Blessed Event"

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at June 27, 2005 05:49 PM
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