June 12, 2005

What The Hell Is That All About?

According to The Elder, I'm supposed to have something called "state pride." I'm supposed to send you over to a blog written by a Hugh Hewitt lackey to vote for Minnesota's quarter because it's a matter of state pride.

Pfft. Whatever.

Dude, I just live here. The minute I win the Powerball I am so outta here.

Seriously. Don't vote for Minnesota's quarter. It's lame and this, despite Downtown Minneapolis being loaded with goateed graphic designers, is the best they could come up with. And then they argued for months about not being able to tell whether that's a loon or a duck in the foreground. It's a loon. Or maybe it's a duck. Who the fuck knows? It's pathetic. Colorado's is better.

Posted by Kathy at June 12, 2005 10:30 PM

Will they send me a quarter for my vote? If so, . . .

Posted by: RP at June 13, 2005 09:13 AM


Your traitorous behavior has been noted and reported to the Minnesota Patriot's League. Expect a visit from your block captain shortly and constant monitoring of your treacherous activities. I would advise you to cease and desist with your anti-Minnesota attitude immediately or risk being sent "Up North" to one of the many reeducation camps (sometimes known as resorts) that make up the Gopher State Gulag. We don't appreciate any fifth columnists or Quislings (even though he was a Norwegian) doncha know? Remember, WE LIKE IT HERE.

Put a hot dish in the oven, turn on 'CCO, and always complain about the weather. Dissent will not be tolerated.

Posted by: the elder at June 13, 2005 10:36 AM

Oh, GOD! They're going to send me {insert shudder here} UP NORTH! Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Talk is cheap, bud. ;P

Posted by: Kathy at June 13, 2005 12:08 PM
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