Why are the shoestrings on Nike shoes always so damn long?
Posted by Kathy at June 6, 2005 01:10 PMIn case your fingers are really short?
Posted by: silk at June 6, 2005 04:45 PMWell, Lets see...
If you're a crimminal, they could be used to tie up your victim(s)
If you're a sexual deviant and into S&M, they could be used to tie up your fellow deviant(s)
Hey, wait a sec, Why do Nike shoes have shoestrings to begin with? I never see 'em tied when kids are wearing them anyway!
Posted by: The Wizard at June 7, 2005 07:15 AM