Still No Self-Control

When it comes to this sort of thing. Sigh. Swiped from TeaFizz, who also has their own post on yesterday's Demystifying Diva topic that you should go read.

If you're interested in the meme du jour, read on after the jump.

Have you ever:

(X) snuck out of the house
(X) gotten lost in your city (The Twin Cities are a large place and St. Paul is just screwy to begin with, so it's not hard to do this, kids.)
( ) saw a shooting star
(X) been to any other countries besides the United States
( ) had a serious surgery
(X) gone out in public in your pajamas
(X) kissed a stranger (Well, he kissed me, but woooh, that was a good kiss!)
(X) hugged a stranger
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(X) done drugs (I'm assuming smoking pot counts.)
(X) had alcohol (Snort!)
(X) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(X) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(X) made out in an elevator
( ) slept in an elevator
(X) swore at your parents (I regret it)
( ) kicked a guy where it hurts (No, but I have made someone hurt in that region because I wasn't uber-careful once. {Insert cringe here})
(X) been in love
(X) been close to love
(X) been to a casino (Good God, can you avoid them nowadays? They're everywhere)
( ) been skydiving (I like life. I do not need to prove this by participating in activities where I could die.)
(X) broken a bone (Right wrist. Age 12. Vollyeball practice gone awry.)
(X) been high
(X) skinny-dipped
(X) skipped school (I assume they're talking pre-college. If so, no, I didn't skip school, but in a weird twist of fate, I was charged with precisely that offense and had points on my record because of it. I did the time, so I'm claiming I committed the crime.)
(X) flashed someone (Grape everclear punch is a baaaad thing)
( ) saw a therapist
( ) done the splits
(X) played spin the bottle (And what a waste of time that was!)
( ) gotten stitches
( ) had an IV
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(X) bitten someone (Excellent move when your older brother decides he wants to keep you in a headlock for the better part of an hour. He asked for it.)
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(X) gotten the chicken pox
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) kissed a member of the same sex (She kissed me. Not the other way round.)
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(X) ridden in a taxi
(X) been dumped (Oh, God yes. Bleh.)
(X) shoplifted
(X) been fired
( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(X) stole something from your job
(X) gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend (Only to keep them from being hurt by the truth.)
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(X) been to Europe
(X) slept with a co-worker (Wow. That was back in the day!)
(X) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) saw someone die
( ) been to Africa
(X) driven over 400 miles in one day (Omaha to Hattiesburg, Mississippi)
( ) been to Canada (Considering I live relatively close to Canada, this is quite interesting, no?)
( ) been to Mexico (I've been to Brownsville, Texas, though)
(X) been on a plane
(X) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show (Let's Do The Time Warp Again!)
(X) thrown up in a bar (In the bathroom, of course)
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(X) eaten sushi (Mmmm. Candy!)
( ) been snowboarding
(X) met someone in person from the internet
( ) been moshing at a rock show
( ) cut yourself on purpose (No, and why would you want to?)
(X) been to a moto cross show (Now, that's fun, kids. No, I'm not joking!)
( ) lost a child (in either sense of the word)
(X) gone to college
(X) graduated from college
( ) done hard drugs
(X) taken painkillers
(X) love someone or miss someone right now