February 28, 2005

Il Papabili

The Nihilist in Golf Pants is throwing himself in with the il papabili.

If he'll mandate that there should be absolutely, positively NO freakin' hand holding (or the equally annoying "offer it up" hand position which is becoming quite popular) during the "Our Father," he's got my vote.

You know, if I had a vote to give.

Alas, a bunch of red-beanied cardinals get that privilege. The Roman Catholic Church ain't a democracy, ya dig? And, I'm a woman, so it's not like the Vatican wants my opinion anyway, unless I've got some testimonial to throw out there on how all women should act more like the Virgin Mary. So, take The Cake Eater endorsement for what it's worth, y'all.

I still want a concession on the hand holding business, though. The dude can throw me a bone if he wants my tithe.

{Hat tip: Chad the Elder, who agrees with me on the hand holding business.)

Posted by Kathy at February 28, 2005 01:23 PM

I've a relative who's a cardinal. (No, I'm not kidding.) Let me know if you really want me to pass along the word. It'll cost you, though. ;-)

Posted by: zonker at February 28, 2005 04:00 PM

Don't tempt me Zonker! ;)

Posted by: Kathy at February 28, 2005 04:38 PM
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