Is There a Practitioner of Rhinoplasty in the House?

Sadie, in response to an idiotic call for Brit Hume's resignation, points us to where the real problem at Fox News resides.

To go one step further in blogswarming the apparent plastic surgery addiction at Fox News, I humbly present to you, my devoted Cake Eater readers, this:

Dearest Shep needs to cut back on the old Botox injections. I still find myself watching his broadcast, waiting for a random forehead line to pop up. Alas, it never happens. In fact, he doesn't seem to have a whole lot of facial expression, does he? Sure he can do stuff with his voice, but when it comes to expressing with his facial muscles, well....

I have this image of him being shot up every day, right before Studio B, when he's getting his makeup done. Does Fox keep a plastic surgeon on retainer?

Hmmmm. I smell an Area 51 conspiracy.

I'm assuming all my fellow CITIZEN JOURNALISTS will jump on this one now that I've proved there is a plastic surgery conspiracy occurring at Fox News.

Go forth and act all Mulderish in pursuit of the truth. And if you wind up singing the theme song to Shaft during your investigation, I want the video.

Posted by Kathy at February 19, 2005 01:54 PM