Where's an Iridium Q-36 Space Modulator When You Need One?

I saw this one yesterday, but was too gobsmacked to comment on it.

Fortunately Michele saved me from my angst and said it all perfectly.

Whichever eedjit came up with this harebrained scheme deserves to be struck down by a Wagnerian lightning bolt.

But I'm pretty damn sure Elmer wouldn't weep over his/her remains.