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In what appears to be a singular and life-altering act of devotion to his Lord and Master, Pat Boone, Protein Wisdom has decided to alter his language accordingly.

He apparently is willing to do anything and everything to get that much coveted invitation allowing him entry into the Big Tent O' Republicanism.

The lengths the man will go to serve his Lord and Master amazes even me. Although, I have to wonder how he's actually going to manage it. Methinks he'll have to put a rubber band on his wrist and snap it every time he falters, because painful negative reinforcement is the only way he's going to pull this one off.

Which means, of course, Jeff's hand will simply fall off his wrist sometime tomorrow afternoon.