I Have Absolutely No Self-Control

...when it comes to this sort of thing. Sigh. You know who's responsible for feeding my addiction to these sorts of things: the blog which shall not be named because I feel like a very weak person for always succumbing and I'll be damned if I'm going to give them any credit.

Read on after the jump if you're interested.

Three names you go by:
Kathleen
Kathy
Kath ( Just start off with a "K" name and I'll probably answer to it. Easy, no?)

Three screennames you have:
ktzn
kathzn
nicegirl (don't get a lot of pr0n0 spams at that email address!)

Three things you like about yourself:
I have a "unique" sense of humor, meaning if you don't get my jokes, it's not my fault, but rather yours.
I've never had a problem with the size of my breasts. They're just right.
That I can walk, talk, bathe, and feed myself. I'm pretty proud of that.

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
My adddiction to nicotine
That I'm excessively wordy.
My naturally curly hair
That I find it easy as pie to come up with three things I dislike about myself, yet get stumped coming up with three things that I like about myself.

Three parts of your heritage:
German
Polish
Can there be a more dysfunctional combo?

Three things that scare you:
Losing my husband
Plane landings
Heights

Three of your everyday essentials:
Coffee, with half and half and sugar. Milk just doesn't cut it. Neither does Splenda or Equal.
Cigarettes (while I don't really like the addiction, it's just too damn bad I flat-out love tobacco)
Chardonnay

Three things you are wearing right now:
socks
my wedding ring
and a...smile? (No crap about the socks. I live in Minnesota and it's December. BE a rocket scientist and figure it out on your own.)

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
U2
The Rat Pack (The husband downloaded "The Rat Pack Christmas." It's swingin', baby!)
Mitch Miller and The Gang!

Three of your favorite songs at present:
Vertigo-U2
Silver Bells (Favorite Christmas Song)
That song on the Land Rover Commercial. Downloaded, but damn if I can remember the name of the band or the song title.

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
Vacation (what's that?)
Flying first class. On a really extended international flight.
Beat the husband silly in Scrabble. To the point where he begs for mercy.

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Sex
Sex
and...a nice cuddle afterward? (As of right...wait for it...now I'm in trouble.)

Two truths and a lie:
The husband is currently playing World of Warcraft
The husband's current character has long blue hair
World of Warcraft is the most interesting game ever!

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
A really gorgeous backside on a tall man. Shoulders to heels. That's my favorite nudie shot in the movies!
broad shoulders
blue eyes/dark hair. Gets me every time.

Three things you just can't do:
Live without DirecTV
Eat calamari (ugh!)
Cross this thing.

Three of your favorite hobbies:
Watching lame-o TV
Baking
Reading

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
Fire up (ahhhh. DONE!)
Be done with this thing so I can go and read
Go over to the husband's computer and turn off World of Warcraft's annoying sound effects

Three careers you're considering:
Cat burglar
Jewel thief (I suppose one and two are kind of the same thing. Pfft.)
Bond Girl

Three places you want to go on vacation:
Maldives
The British Isles and Ireland
Tahiti

Three kids names:
Fitzwilliam Darcy
Patrick
Alexandra

Three things you want to do before you die:
Get off this continent...again.
Get the novel published, make a million dollars and buy my house on Lake Travis
Steal "Nighthawks" from the Art Institute of Chicago ala The Thomas Crown Affair, put it in a vault in my house and laugh maniacally as I whisper, "You fools!" a wide grin plastered on my face. I wouldn't give it back, though.

Posted by Kathy at December 15, 2004 11:23 PM